Friday, September 10, 2010

Arabian Horse Magazines


FREE Arabian horse mags. Lots of them. Includes spiffy and unopened copies of Arabian Times, Arabian Horse World, Modern Arabian Horse and Arabian Horse Magazine. Call Shawna (480) 294-1833.


Teaching my teenage horse a lesson. One look at this filth and she thinks she wants to be a show horse or worse, strutting her stuff on some equestrian centerfold. What a waste of a good set hooves and a firm flank. The sooner the better.
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Monday, September 6, 2010

hamster/rodent wheel


Good condition, haven't used it in years.



btw - These keyboards aren't very hamster friendly. Took me an hour to type that out.

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80's women's turquoise leather jacket & skirt


This is a women's leather jacket and skirt by Pelle Studio. Jacket is size Medium. No scratches or tears. In beautiful condition. Color is turquoise. Jacket does have shoulder pads. Comes from a non-smoking home. Will fit a woman between 115-130 lbs.


Turned away at all major brothels and consignment stores. I didn't know Good Will could say no.

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Solar air heater for house


Heat air in your house by using the sun. Mount this 4' x 8' solar air heater on your roof and let the sun heat the air inside it, and vent it into your house. The glass plate that covers it is missing, you can probably replace it with plexiglass. It is in my driveway at 231 Arlington Ave., Kensington (you'll need a pickup truck to move it). I will take down this ad when it someone has taken it.


May not be necessary in some homes where the sun heats things up with or without a massive blue-green waste of space. Can also be used to heat up your car in the summer when you leave the windows rolled up all day. Simply mount this giant awkward sheet on top of your car and watch it use the sun to bring your car to uncomfortably warm temperatures.

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Vase, Plates, Microphone, VHS Rewinder


Four plates, three small plates, red vase, microphone, VHS Rewinder First person to meet me can have it. Must take all. Too difficult to coordinate indovidual items. 65 Rio Robles E San Jose 95134 Let me know what time you will be here.


Parenting tip #21: Discretely place the microphone inside the included red vase and tape record children at breakfast/lunch/dinner. Later, force them to listen to the disgusting noises they make when chewing with their mouth open, talking with their mouth full, or just doing anything. One listen to their own foul sounds and they'll beg for forgiveness. For my other 200 parenting tips, buy my book.

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FREE 5 NEW WOOD LIGHTHOUSE KITS


I have here 5 brand-new precision cut wood lighthouse kits that i am giveing away. These are precision made kits which include cut outs for all Windows and doors ( see pictures ) the lighthouse kits are a little under 2 feet tall and can easily be glued or nailed together. You'll receive 30 cut out pieces of wood which would be enough for five complete lighthouse. If you have any questions please feel free to e-mail me :-)


Robert

If one crappy wooden lighthouse wasn't enough for your decorative needs...

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Free Futon!


I have a queen size futon for free. Approx. 7'x5', wooden frame, firm mattress in great condition with a leopard print cover. You'll need a truck to haul this away. I'm leaving it by the bus stop at Parnassus and Willard. Come by and grab it if you want it! First one gets it.


Tastefully produced with real chunks of cheetah and generously stuffed with hypo-allergenic "green fiber" stuffing made from recycled post-consumer plastic bottles which feels as luxurious as cougar babies. A comfortable addition to your living room that screams "I'm Classy!" in the ear hole of any guest.

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GIANT Stuffed Reindeer


Our stuffed reindeer friend needs a new loving home. He has shared a few holidays with us but we no longer have room to keep him. If you have room in your heart and in your house for a new friend please come take him home.

Located in Fremont.

Reindeer is ideal to be left on your enemy's porch as a trick offering of respect to his god. Get inside and wait until he takes the reindeer into his abode, and places it before his god's shrine. Remain perfectly still until your enemy is sufficiently inebriated. Exit the reindeer, signal to your ships and waiting men that it is safe to attack and take sweet revenge. For the glory of Ithaca!

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Sunday, September 5, 2010

Broken table top glass (FREE)


I have a piece of broken table top glass that I would like to get rid of for FREE. The glass is about 1/2 inch thick. If you are interested please contact me. I will give it to the first person to send me a message. However, should the first person fall through, I will contact the next person on the list.



Duct tape not included. Also available: 1 popped balloon and a dead non-rechargeable battery.
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Free Broken wooden pallets


We have a few broken wooden pallets. First come first serve. Place need to be left clean. Call 480-629-8616 for more info and directions. I Will remove this once all the pallets are gone. The pallet will look like the picture below some are more broken then others.



Also available: book with many pages missing and a beautiful pet bird with no head.
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GLOVE BOX DOOR FOR FIREBIRD/TRANS AM/CAMARO


THIS IS FOR 70'S THRU EARLY 80'S..........


Hurry, this offer definitely won't be sitting around for another 30-40 years!
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Free Organic Manure


100% Organic horse manure, dry and composting. Free for the taking. Take a little or alot. Weekends are the best time to come. Call for directions 480-279-6097.


In the 60s my horse defecated in many, many places – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible my family slipped some pooh in the pile too. There’d be no way of knowing...
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Free Cactus to good home


Free large cactus stick, will grow if planted. Knocked over by wind.


  • Location: 60th St and Greenway
Also free twigs, dirt clumps and dead leaves at no additional charge.
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elger toilet needs flush valve and handle no cracks 3 years old (Val Vista & Southern in Mesa)


Has a Sloan power flush mechanisim but it is leaking. Can convert it to a standard flush valve cheaply, No cracks in real good shape. Andy 480 329-9164 Will delete ad when its gone.


  • Location: Val Vista & Southern in Mesa
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Flushed regularly every 3000 miles.
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Winter dog coat


I have a jacket for a 40 lbs dog. It's great if your dog spends his time outdoor during the winter.

  • Location: 27th Ave & Baseline
Tired of watching my dog get beat up at the dog park.
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Free carpet (Carefree Hwy)


We need to get rid of it asap.


  • Location: Carefree Hwy
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Only covered one dead body. One time. Will brighten up any room.
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Baby Formula Powder


This is for two sample packages of formula holding 4.41 oz of Parent's Choice infant formula with Iron Gentle and 4.3 oz Infant formula Member's Mark Lipids Powder
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Don't worry, there's no way this has been tampered with in any way. Used baby food. No issues there.