Teaching my teenage horse a lesson. One look at this filth and she thinks she wants to be a show horse or worse, strutting her stuff on some equestrian centerfold. What a waste of a good set hooves and a firm flank. The sooner the better.
Friday, September 10, 2010
Arabian Horse Magazines
Monday, September 6, 2010
hamster/rodent wheel
btw - These keyboards aren't very hamster friendly. Took me an hour to type that out.
80's women's turquoise leather jacket & skirt
Turned away at all major brothels and consignment stores. I didn't know Good Will could say no.
Solar air heater for house
May not be necessary in some homes where the sun heats things up with or without a massive blue-green waste of space. Can also be used to heat up your car in the summer when you leave the windows rolled up all day. Simply mount this giant awkward sheet on top of your car and watch it use the sun to bring your car to uncomfortably warm temperatures.
Vase, Plates, Microphone, VHS Rewinder
Parenting tip #21: Discretely place the microphone inside the included red vase and tape record children at breakfast/lunch/dinner. Later, force them to listen to the disgusting noises they make when chewing with their mouth open, talking with their mouth full, or just doing anything. One listen to their own foul sounds and they'll beg for forgiveness. For my other 200 parenting tips, buy my book.
FREE 5 NEW WOOD LIGHTHOUSE KITS
Robert
If one crappy wooden lighthouse wasn't enough for your decorative needs...
Free Futon!
Tastefully produced with real chunks of cheetah and generously stuffed with hypo-allergenic "green fiber" stuffing made from recycled post-consumer plastic bottles which feels as luxurious as cougar babies. A comfortable addition to your living room that screams "I'm Classy!" in the ear hole of any guest.
GIANT Stuffed Reindeer
Located in Fremont.
Reindeer is ideal to be left on your enemy's porch as a trick offering of respect to his god. Get inside and wait until he takes the reindeer into his abode, and places it before his god's shrine. Remain perfectly still until your enemy is sufficiently inebriated. Exit the reindeer, signal to your ships and waiting men that it is safe to attack and take sweet revenge. For the glory of Ithaca!
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Broken table top glass (FREE)
Duct tape not included. Also available: 1 popped balloon and a dead non-rechargeable battery.
Free Broken wooden pallets
Also available: book with many pages missing and a beautiful pet bird with no head.
GLOVE BOX DOOR FOR FIREBIRD/TRANS AM/CAMARO
Hurry, this offer definitely won't be sitting around for another 30-40 years!
Free Organic Manure
In the 60s my horse defecated in many, many places – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible my family slipped some pooh in the pile too. There’d be no way of knowing...
Free Cactus to good home
- Location: 60th St and Greenway
Also free twigs, dirt clumps and dead leaves at no additional charge.
elger toilet needs flush valve and handle no cracks 3 years old (Val Vista & Southern in Mesa)
- Location: Val Vista & Southern in Mesa
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Flushed regularly every 3000 miles.
Winter dog coat
I have a jacket for a 40 lbs dog. It's great if your dog spends his time outdoor during the winter.
- Location: 27th Ave & Baseline
Tired of watching my dog get beat up at the dog park.
Free carpet (Carefree Hwy)
- Location: Carefree Hwy
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Only covered one dead body. One time. Will brighten up any room.
Baby Formula Powder
Don't worry, there's no way this has been tampered with in any way. Used baby food. No issues there.
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