Free Futon!

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/zip/1939064190.html

I have a queen size futon for free. Approx. 7'x5', wooden frame, firm mattress in great condition with a leopard print cover. You'll need a truck to haul this away. I'm leaving it by the bus stop at Parnassus and Willard. Come by and grab it if you want it! First one gets it.

Tastefully produced with real chunks of cheetah and generously stuffed with hypo-allergenic "green fiber" stuffing made from recycled post-consumer plastic bottles which feels as luxurious as cougar babies. A comfortable addition to your living room that screams "I'm Classy!" in the ear hole of any guest.