Vase, Plates, Microphone, VHS Rewinder

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/zip/1939249476.html

Four plates, three small plates, red vase, microphone, VHS Rewinder First person to meet me can have it. Must take all. Too difficult to coordinate indovidual items. 65 Rio Robles E San Jose 95134 Let me know what time you will be here.

Parenting tip #21: Discretely place the microphone inside the included red vase and tape record children at breakfast/lunch/dinner. Later, force them to listen to the disgusting noises they make when chewing with their mouth open, talking with their mouth full, or just doing anything. One listen to their own foul sounds and they'll beg for forgiveness. For my other 200 parenting tips, buy my book.