GIANT Stuffed Reindeer

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/zip/1939092585.html

Our stuffed reindeer friend needs a new loving home. He has shared a few holidays with us but we no longer have room to keep him. If you have room in your heart and in your house for a new friend please come take him home.
Located in Fremont.

Reindeer is ideal to be left on your enemy's porch as a trick offering of respect to his god. Get inside and wait until he takes the reindeer into his abode, and places it before his god's shrine. Remain perfectly still until your enemy is sufficiently inebriated. Exit the reindeer, signal to your ships and waiting men that it is safe to attack and take sweet revenge. For the glory of Ithaca!